My daughter just left and for some strange reason, she didn’t take her laptop with her. This is very odd.
On top of that, she didn’t close it either so her session is still open. This is even odder (is there even such word in English?)
Thus, I have a laptop for the next two hours
Her laptop’s track pad recently broke so she had to add a mouse – which I hate using. To top it all, it’s a right-handed mouse, which I hate even more.
One of these days we -left-handed people, will take over the world and then you’ll see how damn annoying is to have everything done for lefties, you selfish right-handed people.
In the mean time, we’ll continue to suffer in silence. But just wait and see.
Anyway, now I can catch up with reading your awesome blogs and do some blogging of my own.
Summer Solstice Musings 
But if you left-handed people take over the world, it’s gonna be harder for the rest of us to find a pair of scissors that works! Oh, the humanity!!!!
Exactly