George Takei’s customer review

Check out this real-life product on Amazon:

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk   Automotive

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

And now check out this hilarious real-life customer review by none other than the ever amazing George Takei:

George Takei brilliant costumer review

And this is why, ladies and gents, George Takei rules!

PS: if you have time, read the comments to the review as well. They’re hilarious!

What kinds of checks do you fancy?


Do not read while eating or drinking



Why would I want to order checks with flowers, balloons or pink pussy cats on them? These checks are going to people who harass me for money every month!  Some of them hike up their interest rates when they feel like it, and as we speak they’re trying to figure out new ways to screw me.

“Well, would you like your name and address printed on your checks Ma’am?”

“Shit naaww!  Why do I want to make it easy for these motherfuckers to find me?  Let ‘em look me up in the goddamned filing cabinet – make ‘em work!  Listen, print me up these checks, black with skulls and crossbones on them, and in the area where my name and address is supposed to go, put Die Motherfucker Diiiieee-yah!

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